How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.