Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine