What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !