What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets