What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Previous Random Joke Next
Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."