What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car