In a blow up pool
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool
The Just-Ice League.
Cool your jets.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
He was 0K.
A: It loses its cool.
David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
All that was left was de brie.
Linoleum Blown-apart.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Once they're blown, they're useless.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
They lock their doors and windows.
They ate the pizza before it was cool
His lips are moving.
