What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.