What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs