What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Dino Mite Jokes More Dino Mite Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE