What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.