Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.