What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.