What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.