Winter is coming.
The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
It wears an aqua-fur.
I plow both.
Because he's black