Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Edam

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.