Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around