How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.