How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard