How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!