What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.