What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.