How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man