How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure