What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.