How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.