How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach