How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.