How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar