What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.