Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.