Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!