How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.