How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block