How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.