How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.