What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !