Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
An anti-derivative.
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
a peasantfeeling
A cross-dresser.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Me! That hurts!"