What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.