What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"