What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.