What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips