What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D