What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!