What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

How do cows measure time?

In mooments