What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile?

Because he's better than you.