What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)