What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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At least one group can grow a beard.

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What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)