How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.