What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

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What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.