How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction