How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.