Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

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www.filopedia.org

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.