Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Small Soft Drink Jokes More Small Soft Drink Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Switch Hitter Jokes More Switch Hitter Jokes

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.