What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.