What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!