What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!