What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.