What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.