How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.