What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.