Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.