Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.