What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!