Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.