Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".