Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.