What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.