What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!