Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What is the name of the bear capitol?

Koala Lumpur