What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.