What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5