What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!