What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

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Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Leave the dungeon door unlocked.