What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

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Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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A witch.

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Mice crispies.

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

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Hansel and Gristle!