What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.