What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo